Master

Things I learned while writing a thesis.

Kjell Wooding | 2004-01-27

  1. No matter how long you ignore it, your thesis still won’t go away. Your funding, however, will.
  2. Chapter quotes make a chapter look finished, even if it is not.
  3. Including a few easy-to-spot typos early on the thesis means your examining committee won’t have to read too far. They like this. You like this. Everybody wins.
  4. If you ask your supervisor a question (say, to make it look like you actually researched something for your weekly justify-your-existence session), actually listen to the answer. This will save you grief in your thesis defense.
  5. Don’t try watching The Shining for inspiration
  6. If you’ve ever used the phrase “begs the question,” you have used it wrong.
  7. No, tea does not contain more caffeine than coffee. Yes, Red Bull does.
  8. There is not enough caffeine in the world to get you through. Occasionally, you will need to resort to liquor.
  9. Laptops fail. Occasionally, they will take your thesis along with them. Deal. Cry. Move along.
  10. You can never have enough backups.
  11. Start in the middle. Beginnings are overrated, and extremely hard to write.
  12. Relax. It’s just a Master’s Thesis. The hard one comes next.

Kjell Wooding

Tuesday, Jan 27, 2004
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