Dear Ed

Since we're all socialists here, what's in it for me?

Kev Needham | 2004-06-08

Ed Broadbent
c/o 520 Bronson Avenue, 1st Floor
Ottawa, ON
K1R 7Y9

Dear Ed(!)

I was wondering if you could explain a few of the issues that seem to be missing from your site, but concern me a great deal. I’m not going to waste my time with the candidate from the party with the identity crisis, because they change their stripes more often than our premier. Nor will I bother with the candidate whose leaders’ face adorns his sign, as I’m guessing the ad technique is really just saying up front it’ll be another ineffective, benevolent dictatorship. You’ve stayed true to your roots, and while I have never voted NDP because Bob Rae left some nasty scars, I’m willing to listen to your pitch.

You’ve asked me what I want Ottawa Centre to be, but to tell you the truth, I’m pretty happy with it. It’s the out-of-town folks who hang out in that pointy building with the copper-clad roof that I’d like to see kicked out of town, or at least cleaned up to the point of respectability. I think it’s funny how there are a number of groups fighting young voter apathy. Did anyone ever stop to think that maybe people aren’t apathetic, they’re just so disillusioned by the dismal choices they’re presented with that they choose not to be a part of electing yet another hack?

In any case, here’s my questions for you:

Those are my questions. Sorry I don’t have more around the great societal issues, but I think you have to fix the little things like government first, then worry about the stuff which seems to keep ticking year after year. My neighbourhood’s fine, it’s the clubhouse up the street from me I want cleaned out.

There’s not a lot of choices for me. The Pot Party’s out, because there’s no rep in my riding. The Green Party’s out, because I don’t think their happy, ecotarian values will stand up to the bulldozer of reality. We’ve already covered the other two parties, so I guess we’re in a Princess Leia/Obi-Wan kind of situation, and you’re Obi-Wan (believe me, I don’t look good in a dress and my hair as danishes isn't so hot, either).

I’m not afraid not to vote, and the Elections Canada ads that try to guilt me into voting don’t work. If I don’t think there’s a viable choice, I think it’s better to abstain, which is a form of choice in itself. I want to vote for someone, but not because they’re not the other guy. That might make them think I believe in them, which may not be the case. If I cast a ballot, I want to make sure I actually believe in that person. No one else matches up, do you?

(i be) kev.

Tuesday, June 8, 2004
PD DCLV

P.S. - What is the exclamation point for, anyways? It’s almost like you want us to be shocked you came back.

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