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Date: Tue, 5 Oct 2004 17:02:14 -0700 (MST)
To: camarakohjo@lmxmail.sk
Date: Tue, 5 Oct 2004 22:13:04 +0200 (CEST)
Subject: ENQUIRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: camarakohjo@lmxmail.sk
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Greetings,
I am very much aware that you will be suprised to receive this mail from me, but in all I have no other option than this.
You’re damned right I’m “suprised”! How did you manage to find me here? In all my years of exile, my cover has slipped only once. I’m stunned you were able to find me. I will have my head of security put to death immediately.
My name is Camara Dotse Kohjo, the first and ONLY son of late Dr. Meriland Tamuno Kohjo, the former minister of special duty to the defunct government of former president Charles Taylor who was the president of my country Liberia until the 11th of August 2003 when he was presured to step-down from office by the LURDS rebel.
Now, that’s not entirely true. I have to be honest with you Camara. Your dad got around a lot. What did you think the “special duty” he was in charge of was all about, anyway? Your father was a dedicated man, and liked to, er, “take his work home with him,” if you know what I mean. Didn’t you notice you shared a curious resemblance to many of the other kids at the Ministerial Christmas parties?
During the course of the fight in my country, my father was killed by men from the LURDS rebel group. I just came back from london after the death of my mother who died after a protracted cancer treatment. She was duly buried in London before my reture.
Yes. I’ve heard it’s difficult to bury them after a “reture”.
My contact to you was as a result of the information given to me by my late mother before her death in her sick bed of the deposit made by my late father
Oh now that’s repulsive. A sick bed made from your father’s deposits? No wonder she was ill. Don’t they teach basic hygiene in Great Britain anymore? Yuck.
in a security company in Ghana valued USD32.7m in my name. After all the travials that I went through during the course of mother’s sickness, I had gone to the security company to claim this money so that I can start a new with my younger ones, but was shocked to read the details of the deposit agreement left by my late father with the security company that before I will be qualified to claim this money personally, that I have to attain the age of 30 years otherwise, that I should provide a mentor who would be a guide to me for the profitable investment of this money.
You started out so well—using the word “travails” and everything—and then you had to spoil it with a horrific run-on. Focus, Camara. Be concise.
On getting this development, I feel that I should look for one who can assist me and my younger ones in clearing this money as I still have four years to claim this money with my present age of 25years.
Math was never your strong point, was it Camara? 25 + 4 = 29. Think before you type.
I decided to contact you after I getting your profile from the Ghana chambers of commerce.
Okay. First you say you heard it from your mother. Now you claim it was the Ghana chambers of commerce. Listen to me Camara. Be specific. I can’t have the loose-lipped turncoat killed unless you’re specific about who gave you the information as to my whereabouts.
Please let me know if your would be of assistance to me and the younger ones as this is the only way that we can claim this money for our survivals. I have all the documents that will be needed when you are going for the claims of this money and I am willing to send them to you on your response to this mail.
What, are you nuts? It’s taken me over a year to get those pesky LURDS guys off my tail, and you want me to just give out my address?
Tell you what. Give me your address, and I’ll have my people pick the information up.
Actually, give me your credit card number, too. I’ll call my old friends at the National Bank of Liberia and have them up the limit for you. That ought to give you something to live on in the interim.
Thank you and my best regards as you consider this mail.
Camara Dotse Kohjo.
No problem at all. Give my regards to all your half-brothers and sisters at the ministry. Tell ’em “Chuckie says hi.”
Yours in rebellion,
Charles McArthur Ghankay Taylor, esq.
Tuesday, October 5, 2004
PD DCLXXII