English Comprehension

Script kiddies and English comprehension.

Kjell Wooding | 2006-04-19

From: Slikk
To: kj
Subject: LMAO LOLOLOL
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2006 20:14:34 -0400

http://pintday.org/archive/20020402

I know you remember this incident a way bit ago, and you accused the owner of spazdialer, and you were all solely convinced that it was a subseven. However, a subseven didn’t do it, but it was a mere fact that a coded formmail scanner I had created many years ago was being used by someone. I, John or my handle, Slikk, and my friend drew, alias Split, created that formmail scanner and it was the best out there as well, but it wasn’t a virus, but merely a fact that you’re a poor administrator. But thought it was funny enough to laugh in your face about, peace newbie.

Hiya Mr. Slikk.

Wow. You sure are l33t. Unfortunately, you seem to have slept though all of your junior high school English classes. Like the ones that cover reading comprehension. Do they teach reading comprehension in Georgia, Mr. Slikk?

First off, wow! It was a formmail scanner! I had no idea! Though I wonder what posessed me to write Mr. Keith Salay and point out that someone was using a formmail scanner from what was most probably his IP address, and mailing the results to his email address. It sure was lucky that I sent that mail, what with it turning out to be a formmail scanner after all these years.

As for being “all solely convinced that it was a subseven,” perhaps you’re referring to Mr. Salay’s response to me? If so, I think I should point out the subtle distinction between “me” and “other people.” You may not be aware of this, but when other people say things, it’s not necessarily my opinion, and vice versa. I, for instance, think that you are a barely educated script kiddie with low English comprehension skills. You may not share this opinion, because you are a different person (in this case, a barely educated script kiddie with low English comprehension skills).

Finally, I’d like to offer you a little tip about your special “someone”:

a coded formmail scanner I had created many years ago was being used by someone

Whether or not Mr. Salay was telling the truth, he was right about one thing. In order to run your l33t little scanner, you don’t need to be physically present at the machine to do it. Of course, if you want the results, you need access to the mailbox you are mailing them to. I wonder how your special “someone” was getting at that mailbox, seing as it probably didn’t belong to him? If only there was some kind of magical remote-control software that you could secretly install on someone’s computer.

Oh nevermind. I’m sure I’m talking crazy. Thank-you, Mr. Slikk, for your enlightening comments. I sure am glad you showed me the errors of my ways….

Looking for more? Be sure to check out the continuation, one week later…

Kjell Wooding

April 19, 2006
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