Francolin

There's just no decency anymore.

Kjell Wooding | 2008-02-13

It’s just do damned… disrespectful.

Every morning, as soon as the sun comes up, you go at it again. This is resort property for God’s sake. We’re on holiday. Don’t you know we’re paying hundreds of dollars a week for this place?

In a few hours, I’ll be up and out the door. I’ll be out on the beach (or in the water). Can’t you just wait until then? Can’t you wait until I’m snorkelling, or surfing, or hanging out at the pool? Can’t you wait until I’m biking, hiking, or exploring a cave? Can’t you even wait until I’ve had my morning coffee?

It’s common decency—you see me up every night; you see the pitchers of margaritas flowing. You know I want to sleep in. And yet, every day, at the first hint of sunshine, you’re up. For the next two hours (hours!) you’re at it relentlessly. Give it a rest! Give me a rest!

Gods, you’re at it again. Have you no shame? Have you no sense of decency? Why are you doing this to me?

Stupid birds….

Kjell Wooding

February 13, 2008
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3 Responses to “Francolin”

  1. Kj's ex. Says:

    Wow. They have beaches and surfing in Edmonton? Learn something new every day I guess.

  2. Olli Says:

    Use this tiny foam plugs, we used in shooting practice at Bundeswehr. Also protects from snoring buddies and the wish to kill them. Fucking birds. And I’ve just one of them in my head!

  3. Kjell Wooding Says:

    What? You’ve never been to the mall?

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