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Funny Files
We keep these things mouldering in our archives, so we might as well post them here. These files are published without citation, because we haven't a clue where they originated.
If you happen to know the source of any of them, please contact one of us so we can properly cite the work, or remove copyrighted material. Here at the pd.o, we have that much respect for i-prop. Or rather, we have respect for the people who create new intellectual property. The corporate chimps who run around whacking generally respectful people with petty legal documents can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Fair use abounds.
- 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
- 20 Responses To Use With Telemarketers
- 20 Useful Expressions For High Stress Days
- 25 Things You’ve Always Wanted to Say at Work
- A plea for help
- Advice to Youth, About 1882 (Mark Twain)
- Airline Jokes
- Apple And Microsoft Engineers
- The Ant and the Canadian Grasshopper
- Architectural Terms (and what they really mean)
- Calling In Sick
- Canada Day
- The Canadian On The Train
- Church Bulletins
- Computers In The Movies
- Corporate Cattle
- Corporate Hierarchy
- Das Blinkenlichten
- Deteriorata
- Dubbya Speaks!
- European Legal Systems
- Evidence you live in the year 2002
- Final Exam
- The Five Stages Of Drinking
- The Fund Raising Problem Of Father Murphy
- Find your Happy Place
- General Motors Help Line
- Holiday Tips For Architects
- Horoscopes
- How to Give a Cat a Pill
- How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
- I Like Monkeys
- If Architects Had To Work Like Programmers
- If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation
- If Unix Geeks wrote Christmas Carols
- The Importance Of Clear Documentation
- La Coupe Stanley to Québec?
- Letter To Miller Brewing Company
- Little Fur Coats: Your Pets Explained
- Notice Of Revocation Of Independence
- Open Letter To Dr. Laura
- Perpetual Motion
- The Plan
- Roasted Stuffed Chicken
- Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew
- Sick Leave Policy Memo
- State Mottos
- Stern Orders For Prisoners At Sea
- Stupid People
- T-Shirts For People Who Take No Crap From Anybody
- The Thermodynamics of Hell
- Tips for Relieving Stress
- Urban Legend Chain Letter
- Warning: Trojan Horse
- Warranty Card For Government Official™
- Uses of the word Fuck
- You Know You're An Architecture Student When...