Corporate Hierarchy

Chairman Of The Board

Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, gives policy to God.

President

Leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as a fast as a bullet, walks on water if the sea is calm, talks to God.

Executive Vice-President

Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding BB, walks on water in an indoor swimming pool, talks with God if a special request is approved.

Vice-President

Barely clears a quonset hut, loses tug-of-war with locomotive, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, is occassionally addressed by God.

General Manager

Makes marks high on the wall in trying to leap buildings, is run over by a locomotive, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury, dog paddles, talks to animals.

Manager

Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued with ammunition, can stay afloat with a life preserver.

Management Trainee

Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building, says “look at the choo-choo”, wets himself with a water pistol, plays in mud puddles, mumbles to himself.

Network Administrator

Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the tracks, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them, freezes water with a single glance. He is God.

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