If Unix Geeks wrote Christmas Carols

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus < north pole > town
 
cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice > giftlist
santa claus < north pole > town
 
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad || good
for (goodness sake) {
 be good
} 

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