State Mottos
Or what they should be, anyways...
- Alabama
- Yes, we have electricity
- Arizona
- But It's a Dry Heat
- Arkansas
- Literacy Ain't Everything
- California
- As Seen on TV
- Colorado
- If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
- Connecticut
- Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
- Delaware
- We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
- Florida
- Ask Us About Our Grandkids
- Georgia
- We Put the “Fun” in Fundamentalist Extremism
- Hawaii
- Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) - Idaho
- Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask For?
- Illinois
- Please Don't Pronounce the “S”
- Indiana
- 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
- Iowa
- We Do Amazing Things With Corn
- Kansas
- Where Science Don't Mean Shit
- Kentucky
- Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names
- Louisiana
- We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
- Maine
- We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
- Maryland
- A Thinking Man's Delaware
- Massachusetts
- Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
- Michigan
- First Line of Defense From the Canadians
- Minnesota
- 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
- Mississippi
- Come Feel Better About Your Own State
- Missouri
- Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
- Montana
- Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
- Nebraska
- Ask About Our State Motto Contest
- Nevada
- Whores and Poker!
- New Hampshire
- Go Away and Leave Us Alone
- New Jersey
- You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
- New Mexico
- Lizards Make Excellent Pets
- New York
- You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
- North Carolina
- Tobacco is a Vegetable
- North Dakota
- We Really are One of the 50 States!
- Ohio
- At Least We're Not Michigan
- Oklahoma
- Like the Play, only no singing
- Oregon
- Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
- Pennsylvania
- Cook With Coal
- Rhode Island
- We're Not REALLY An Island
- South Carolina
- Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
- South Dakota
- Closer Than North Dakota
- Tennessee
- The Educashun Stayt
- Texas
- Si' Hablo Ingles
(Yes, I speak English) - Utah
- Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
- Vermont
- Yep
- Virginia
- Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
- Washington
- Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
- Washington, D.C.
- Wanna Be Mayor?
- West Virginia
- One Big Happy Family-Really!
- Wisconsin
- Come Cut Our Cheese
- Wyoming
- Where men are men and sheep are scared