Intern Architects in Hell

It doesn't stop after graduation.

'If you had drawn those, I would have fired you.' 'What, me irreverent?'

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On the Last Job | 2008-04-15
Are you happy to be finished?

Chronologically

On the New Job | 2006-01-03
How has your first week been at the office?
On Certified Degrees | 2006-01-10
To keep people from pretending to be intern architects.
On Missing Friends | 2006-01-17
I’ve been thinking about all my recently graduated classmates.
On Working the Weekend | 2006-01-24
You spent all weekend working on this charette?
On Taste | 2006-01-31
Finally something tasteful in this office.
On Obsessive Behaviour | 2006-02-07
Why keep a bottle of rubbing alcohol beside the keyboard?
On a Co-worker’s Last Day | 2006-02-14
We’re sure going to miss your help around here.
On Managing Expectations | 2006-02-21
Where are we on those working drawings you started yesterday?
On the Starchitect | 2006-02-28
Sir Norman Foster has been selected as design architect for that new office tower downtown.
On the Corporate Planning Applications Group | 2006-03-07
What’s a CPAG?
On Gargoyles | 2006-03-14
What is it you’ve drawn there?
On the Senior Technologist | 2006-03-21
It’s about time I introduced you to our senior technologist.
On the Banff Sessions | 2006-03-28
Where is everyone?
On Environmental Regulations | 2006-04-04
These regulations don’t make sense.
On Getting Along | 2006-04-11
How’s working with our senior technologist?
On Dirty Fingernails | 2006-04-18
You know that feeling you get...
On SketchUp | 2006-04-25
It certainly is economical.
On Corporate Takeovers | 2006-05-02
Our firm has been sold.
On Bad Days | 2006-05-09
Something not go your way?
On Acquiring Culture | 2006-05-16
Ballet’s not really my thing.
On Extracurricular Pursuits | 2006-05-23
Some of us are going for a beer after work.
On Resignations | 2006-05-30
A little bird told me you’ve submitted your resignation.
On Environmental Irritants | 2006-06-06
Those petty annoyances.
On Celebrity Apprenticeships | 2006-06-13
How’s Brad Pitt doing at Gehry's practice?
On Terminology | 2006-06-20
Why not just say what you mean?
On Promotions | 2006-06-27
The partners have decided.
On Bad Moods | 2006-07-04
Maybe I'll come back later.
On Family Photos | 2006-07-11
Why doesn't anyone at this firm keep any photos of their families at their desks?
On Ties | 2006-07-18
I've noticed that no one here wears a tie.
On Lingering Foulness | 2006-07-25
Are you still in a foul mood?
On Pricing | 2006-08-01
The pricing on your project has come in.
On CAD Licences | 2006-08-08
Architects don't need CAD anyways.
On Inspiration | 2006-08-15
A crisis of confidence.
On Respect | 2006-08-22
You have got to be kidding.
On Female Architects | 2006-08-29
I see them walking around every day.
On Labour Day | 2006-09-05
I worked all three days.
On Negotiations | 2006-09-12
We decided it wasn’t a fit.
On Conclusions | 2006-09-19
I have reached a conclusion...
On New Glasses | 2006-09-26
I bought a bunch of the basics.
On LEED™ | 2006-10-03
Do we have any of that spray-on LEED™ in the office?
On Aspersions | 2006-10-10
Architects
On Mortality | 2006-10-17
I'm not sure how I'm going to survive this week.
On Vacation | 2006-10-24
Where were you last week?
On Ambulance Chasers | 2006-10-31
You’ve heard of personal injury lawyers who show up at accident scenes, right?
On Salaries | 2006-11-07
I’m broke.
On Exhaustion | 2006-11-14
I better head home for a rest.
On Boat Drinks | 2006-11-21
It’s spelled P-I-N-A.
On Pets | 2006-11-28
Like dogs.
On Stretching the Household Budget | 2006-12-05
Can you lend me five bucks?
On Odd Jobs | 2006-12-12
Your car is blocking mine. Can you move it?
On Christmas Bonuses | 2006-12-19
Most companies give out bonuses to reward their employees for working hard through the previous year.
On the Holidays | 2006-12-26
Have a great week, everyone!
On Humming | 2007-01-02
Ever hum to yourself while drawing?
On Scent | 2007-01-09
What is that smell?
On AutoCAD Hatches | 2007-01-16
You would prefer VectorWorks?
On iPods | 2007-01-23
I bought a new iPod last night.
On Verbosity | 2007-01-30
...I was looking for traction for several ideas concerning...
On Role Models | 2007-02-06
Name an architect in the movies.
On Hockey | 2007-02-13
Watching the game tonight?
On Love | 2007-02-20
Nobody loves me.
On Saabs | 2007-02-27
Thinking of buying a car.
On Realizing the Dream | 2007-03-06
You have to pay your dues.
On Designing That House | 2007-03-13
Now that you've been an intern architect for a while.
On Civilizations | 2007-03-20
What do you think of this battle between civilizations?
On Shades | 2007-03-27
They're architectastic.
On Satire | 2007-04-03
This cartoon series makes architects look like shallow buffoons.
On Self Reference | 2007-04-10
Without apology.
On Niceties | 2007-04-17
To freshen up our staff.
On the Banjo | 2007-04-24
It's good to play against type.
On the Economist | 2007-05-01
Read it? I can hardly spell it.
On Airplanes | 2007-05-08
All the speed of rail travel, twice the probing.
On Copiers | 2007-05-15
PC Load Letter.
On Fumes | 2007-05-22
Moloch!
On Immune Systems | 2007-05-29
I came down sick on the Friday night after work.
On the Interview | 2007-06-05
This would make more sense if it was titled In the Interview.
On Taxonomy | 2007-06-12
Sounds tedious.
On Elevators | 2007-06-19
How come I can't tell if you're kidding or not?
On Selling Out | 2007-06-26
Didn't you write your thesis on social housing?
On a Fresh Day | 2007-07-03
All I need to do is log in and...
On Auditing Systems | 2007-07-10
Code 8100 is for personal use.
On Newsflashes | 2007-07-17
The architectural cellphone ticker.
On Clients | 2007-07-24
Not customers.
On File Managers | 2007-07-31
What exactly do they manage?
On Plans | 2007-08-07
Do you have plans for the weekend?
On Fixtures | 2007-08-14
Where have you been all morning?
On Time Spent | 2007-08-21
Has it been that long already?
On City Requirements | 2007-08-28
Why are the city's development permit requirements so onerous?
On Planopoly | 2007-09-04
A twist on the Parker Bros. classic.
On Hackysack | 2007-09-11
Oh please.
Further to LEED | 2007-09-18
So you passed the exam.
On Halloween | 2007-10-30
Great costume!
On City Urban Design Awards | 2007-11-06
Every award went to a city project.
On Consultants | 2007-11-27
Your consultant is here for your meeting.
On Industriousness | 2007-12-04
Put down your coffee cup.
On Fatherhood | 2007-12-11
Congratulations!
On the Letter of the Law | 2008-01-08
What are you doing to those drawing sets?
On Vocabulary | 2008-01-15
Pedantic.
On Presentations | 2008-01-29
Can I get you to help out?
On Swag | 2008-03-11
Why doesn't our firm have any?
On the Last Job | 2008-04-15
Are you happy to be finished?

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