Intern Architects in Hell

Il Pelicano | 2006-12-19

On Christmas Bonuses

'Congratulations! This year your Christmas deficit is $2,000.' 'My Christmas DEFICIT?' 'That's the amount you have to work off over the next year, as compensation for working here.' 'Most companies give out Christmas bonuses, to reward their employees for working hard through the previous year.' 'Whichever. The effect is the same.' 'How is it the same?' 'It's about making our employees work harder.' 'But for less money?' 'Do you know how many people would love to be in your seat right now?' 'Apparently no one smarter than me.' 'Make sure you subtract this conversation from your vacation time.'

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