Intern Architects in Hell

Il Pelicano | 2007-03-13

On Designing That House

Son, now that you've been an intern architect for a while, can you design me a house?'
'No dad, but...'
'I can waffle back and forth with the city approving agency to ensure a project is so universally compromised no one is either happy with or offended by it.
I can quickly plot my own weight in proposed change notices.
I can 3-D model an unlikely construction that looks like a white mullion-less mass propped up with skyhooks and antigravity paint....

And I can pad a timesheet like it's nobody's business.'
'No matter. Just so long as you're still working on that skyscraper that looks like a stalk of celery.'
'I'm living the dream, pops.

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