Intern Architects in Hell

Il Pelicano | 2007-02-20

On Love

First person: 'Nobody loves me.' Boss: 'Working hard I see. Good good.' Third person: What was *that*?' First person: 'As long as the bosses think my self esteem is already at rock bottom , they don't spend any effort of their own to make sure it stays there.' Third person: 'Pre-emptive self-immolation. Clever idea.' (Boss returns.) First person: 'No it isn't. I'm dirt. I spend my evenings drinking de-alcoholized beer and practicing my signature. Could you help me update my list of personal flaws?' (Boss leaves.) Third person: 'Breathtaking.'

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