Intern Architects in Hell

Il Pelicano | 2006-12-12

On Odd Jobs

'Your car is blocking my parking spot. Can you move it?' 'I ride the bus. It can't be my car.' 'Nonethless, someone's car is blocking mine. Move it.' 'Didn't I just make it clear it's not my vehicle?' 'Perhaps I'm not making *myself* clear. Whose name is on the door of this office?' 'Yours.' 'And that makes me?' 'A partner.' 'And who signs your paycheque?' 'You do.' 'So what does that make you?' 'A car thief, apparently.' 'Rotate my tires while you're out there.'

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