On Promotions

Il Pelicano | 2006-06-27

On Promotions

'Congratulations! The partners have decided to give you a promotion.'
'Outstanding, and so soon! What additional responsibilities will I be taking on?'
'At the present time, none.'
'Okay then, what new role?'
'Nothing, as such.'
'A new title, perhaps?'
'Well, no.'
'Dare I ask, more pay?'
'What do you think?'
'Is *anything* going to come of this promotion?'
'We're going to start spelling your name correctly.'
'Excellent. New business cards.'
'Cool it, ego-boy. We'll start with intra-company mail and work from there.'
'It's a start.'
'Keep up the good work, Phoncible.'
'That's not my name.'
'You heard me.'

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