On Promotions

Il Pelicano | 2006-06-27

On Promotions

'Congratulations! The partners have decided to give you a promotion.' 'Outstanding, and so soon! What additional responsibilities will I be taking on?' 'At the present time, none.' 'Okay then, what new role?' 'Nothing, as such.' 'A new title, perhaps?' 'Well, no.' 'Dare I ask, more pay?' 'What do you think?' 'Is *anything* going to come of this promotion?' 'We're going to start spelling your name correctly.' 'Excellent. New business cards.' 'Cool it, ego-boy. We'll start with intra-company mail and work from there.' 'It's a start.' 'Keep up the good work, Phoncible.' 'That's not my name.' 'You heard me.'

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