Metaphor
This is now I feel today.
I have been spinning my wheels all day. I’m just waiting for something to bite.
Think Faster…
Ice Age Fail
This is how bad “Climate Change” political correctness has gotten:
A new model of the Earth’s climate suggests that human-made carbon dioxide emissions may prevent the onset of the next ice age.
w00t!
Based on geological history, the Earth would be expected to enter a new ice age in 10,000 to 100,000 years.
(They meant to say “every,” and that we are currently overdue for one.)
Researchers say even small changes in carbon dioxide levels right now could prevent this from happening.
That’s a good thing, right? Ice age BAD, right?
They tell the journal Nature this may not be good news as the planet could change in ways that are unprecedented.
Are you SERIOUS? I might consider a sheet of ice 500m thick on top of my house unprecedented. I might even consider it bad news.
Idiots.
Frightened Now
I can’t believe anyone would put this into print:
Yet the move will face stiff opposition from many Republicans on Capitol Hill and a substantial number of Americans, who strongly oppose bringing terror suspects to US soil with traditional rules of evidence that give those being prosecuted the presumption of innocence.
Damn that pesky presumption of innocence.