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How To Make A Muffin
- Start with a bran muffin, aged for approximately two weeks
- Age for an additional couple of weeks
- Wrap with celophane
- Add duct tape and age for several months
- Wrap with Australian Ouback packing tape
- Spray with artist's fixative — apply, then thoroughly skewer the packaging with a needle
- Using a permanent marker, draw an approximation of the radioactive warning symbol, and write the slogan “Homer Simpson Seal of Approval”
- Age several months
- Apply blue electrical tape and age several more months
- Apply black electrical tape and one Archer Resources sticker
- Age quietly for several months
- Apply one They Might Be Giants sticker and one Pembina sticker
- Age
- Add adhesives to taste, or as necessary
- Age quietly for life