Who We Are
Wondering where your weekly dose of beer-fueled fury is coming from? Well if it ain’t an election week, it is almost certainly from the dark and twisted psyches of our esteemed Pint Boys.
The Pint Boys
Kjell pondering his beer
Kjell Wooding
You may not know him by name, but you might recognize Kjell's breathless oration style from such classic speaking engagements as I Shaved My Face For This? and Planet Of The Assbitch Security Consultants.
That, or you were subjected to one of his Linear Algebra tutorials.
Currently haunting the Department of Mathematics at the University of Calgary, Kjell is a 33rd level BOFH you wouldn't want to meet on a dark listserv.
Evan pondering his shoes
Evan Spence
During the course of his seven year career as an IT consultant, Evan had the happy fortune to do work for over three dozen different companies, many of them in Alberta’s oilpatch.
Naturally this left him as twisted as a soaked towel, and with numerous opinions on corporate life, many of which you see around you on this site.
Recently, he was required to do some self-aggrandizing for the purposes of an application. We have provided it here, with no apologies.
Evan is tattoo-free to date, but bears residual evidence of self-mutilation on his left earlobe.
He was born 200 years to the day after Samuel Taylor Coleridge, and he absolutely loves this minor factoid. He often challenges people to find 53 more beautiful or heartbreaking lines than those in Kubla Kahn.
Evan enjoys polishing shoes, because it’s so immediately gratifying. That, and it’s a socially acceptable use of pantyhose by a man, and you don’t come across those too often. He recently learned that a slice of onion can be used to take salt stains out of boots, and it changed his life.
Evan overuses the word presumably, and the full colon. (“:”)
Somewhere along the way, he picked up a huge crush for Audrey Hepburn.